Lost Luggage, Lost Mascara
Delta has lost my luggage.
And they've confiscated my mascara at the check-in, on my way back from Nantucket.
Clearly, the terrorists have won this war. What kind of world do we live in that an overprivileged eastern/western hybrid girl can't carry her overpriced horse-mane extract mascara in her carry-on?
And on top of that, I had to check-in my longchamp carry-on full of lotions and potions. It's lost. And even if it's found, it's inevitably damaged.
(It can't possible be because I'm spoiled)
Ipso factum:
Terrorists, you suck.


horse mane extract???
they juiced horse hair?!
and then you put that on your face???
Posted by: Elron Hubburd | September 01, 2006 at 07:39 AM
when i posted that last comment, this came up:
"As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below.
This test is used to prevent AUTOMATED ROBOTS from posting comments." (my caps)
AUTOMATED ROBOTS!!! AAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Elron Hubburd | September 01, 2006 at 07:41 AM